The Marketing Code
Sometimes You Have to Kill to Make a Killing
Publisher: Cyan Communications, 2006 , 400 pages
ISBN: 1-904879-88-8
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Death stalks the streets of Edinburgh, as marketing lecturer Simon Magill receives a gruesome message about a mysterious website. He is plunged into a marketing maelstrom that sweeps from the glitz of Las Vegas to the grime of West Belfast, taking in the Freemasons, the Knights Templar, the conspiracies surrounding the sinking of the Titanic and, not least, the insidious marketing campaign behind Dan Brown's blockbuster novel, The Da Vinci Code.
As Simon Magill struggles to make sense of the riddle, he uncovers a startling truth about the irredeemably commercial character of the Holy Grail. Racing against time, he discovers that there is, and always has been, a cabal at the heart of Western capitalism - a secret society that possesses the key to business success. Based at a prominent American business school, this clandestine organization has been systematically misleading the marketing community for millennia. As Magill soon discovers, it will stop at nothing to prevent its jealously guarded secret being revealed...
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- How Now Cash Cow
- The Ginger Man
- Wizard of the North
- The Future's Bright
- Divide and Rule
- O Captain! My Captain!
- Carve His Name With Pride
- who's the Paddy?
- The Hound of Hustler
- A Brown Study
- The Kane Mutiny
- The Unsinkable Brand
- A Night to Remember
- The Beuys Are Back in Town
- The Ascent of Dan
- Babbling Brooks
- Kane and Babel
- Buy One, Get One Freemason
- The Folks on the Hill
- The Fremont Street Experience
- Full Force Gale
- Dark End of the Street
- Fine Place, Rough People
- Viva, Viva, Las Vegas
- All the Sixes, Clickety Click
- King Solomon's Mine
- P2, or Not P2?
- Crouching Minger, Flying Drag Queen
- Simon Magill and the Last Crusade
- I Wish I Was in Templepatrick
- The Man Nobody Knows
- Show Me the Malory
- O Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?
- Simon Magill and the Temple of Doom
- The Odyssey
- Barton Brady's Big Mistake
- Anagramalama
- Hurry, While Shocks Last
- Song of Solomon
- Here's Looking at You, Kate
- Oak Park 'n' Ride
- Kitchen Confidential
- Heart of the Ocean
- Gimme Gimme Gimme a Brand After Midnight
- Down and Out in Oak Park, Ill.
- Whack First, Yack Later
- The Wild Bunch
- United We Stand
- Arms and the Dan
- Sugar Paddy
- O, Danny Boy
- Author's Note
- Postscript
Reviews:
The Marketing Code
Rating: * (Excrement)
Rest assured that you will not learn one ounce of marketing from this book, as it is incoherent, badly written and manages to sprout bullshit, all at the same time.
Personally, I believe Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code was pure bull, but this book manages to even transcend that low-end excuse to trash. This book is written to be partly a satire to that book, but it fails to even be this. Yes, you may find some mildly funny parts in the book, if you know the Management Marketplace inside-out or if you're a former resident of the University of Ulster, but for the vast majority of us, we can safely skip this sorry excuse to paper waste.